I'm not sure who Star Bear was actually, but I think he's in for a really bad eternity.
I'm just gonna leave this here.;)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jdaqg42GE
Wow. As steeped as I have been in pop culture growing up, I managed to miss that one. Suddenly, this whole arc makes a lot more sense! And here I thought it was all just a Bizzaro riff. I feel more edjumakated already!